Kucing Oyen Resmi Gantikan Wali Kota Gara-Gara Kebijakan "Macet" Tak Kunjung Terselesaikan

Oleh: Tim Redaksi Pemberitaan Absurd KOTAMADYA TIDUR NYENYAK – Dalam langkah tak terduga yang memecahkan rekor absurditas politik, Wali Kota Kotamadya Tidur Nyenyak, Bapak Budi Bete, secara resmi digantikan oleh seekor kucing kampung bernama Oyen. Keputusan ini diambil setelah rapat darurat warga yang frustasi karena masalah kemacetan jalan "durian runtuh" tak kunjung diatasi selama 5 tahun. Oyen, kucing jingga berusia 3 tahun, dilantik dengan upacara sakral: pengalungan kalung ikan asin dan penandatanganan kontrak kerja menggunakan cap kaki. “ Meooong! (Artinya: Saya siap memimpin dengan prinsip ‘tidur siang dulu, mikir belakangan’),” deklarasi Oyen melalui juru bicara manusia-nya, Bu RT Surti, yang menerjemahkan “bahasa kucing” dengan straight face. Pelantikan ini disambut sorak-sorai warga, terutama anak-anak yang sudah bosan janji perbaikan jalan hanya ada di powerpoint. Menurut sumber internal (kucing tetangga Oyen bernama Kuro), Oyen langsung menggelar rapat kabinet pe…

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