WA BISNIS, KUOTA NOL, DAN DRAMA KEHIDUPAN MODERN YANG LUCU (TAPI SEDIH)

Oleh: Si Paling Update (tapi koneksinya lemot) Tanggal: 13 Agustus 2026 | Kategori: Curhat Colongan / Teknologi Absurd Halo, Sobat I-Sekai! 👋 Selamat datang kembali di blog gue yang entah masih dibaca apa nggak, tapi yang jelas servernya masih nyala berkat sisa-sisa kuota indosat yang nggak habis-habis. Hari ini, gue mau bahas sebuah fenomena alam semesta yang lebih misterius daripada hilangnya sock sebelah di mesin cuci: Fenomena "WA Bisnis" Palsu. Coba deh, lihat statistik (yang gue karang sendiri tadi pagi sambil ngopi). Katanya, 7 dari 10 orang sekarang pakai label "WA Bisnis" di profil mereka. Padahal bisnisnya apa? Bisnis napas? Bisnis tidur siang? Atau bisnis jadi beban pikiran mantan? Nggak tahu. Yang pasti, ikon tas kerjanya udah terpasang megah. Kesan profesional? Check. Kelihatan sibuk? Double check. Padahal aslinya cuma jualan stiker WhatsApp atau jadi admin grup arisan RT 05. Ilusi Profesionalisme di Era Digital Dulu, kalau mau kelihatan penting, kita pakai …

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